We got a man to recast Christian Grey for '50 Shades Darker,' and, uh, wow.
By now, everyone's seen the super awkward trailer for 50 Shades of Grey. After all the talk of who was going to play Christian Grey, it seems like they might have made the wrong choice, because Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson have as much chemistry and charisma as a pair of mismatched old socks. With holes in them, because it's a sexy movie.
It's too late to fix the first film, but they can always recast for 50 Shades Darker. Here are 13 stars who would make a much better Christian Grey. At least from the point of view of a guy who's probably going to have to sit through the first Fifty Shades Of Grey movie so his girlfriend can write another scathing article about it when it's over.
He's a super bad boy! Plus, he was rumored to have had sex with Rita Ora, who stars as Mia Grey in the first 50 Shades Of Grey film. That should make for interesting behind-the-scenes drama for 50 Shades Darker.
He could play a Christian Grey who doesn't have time for dentists but still has those intense eyes.
Instead of steamy sex, he could add slapstick! Or make slapstick literal since it's BDSM and all.
50 Shades of Ghostbusters means he can exorcise Christian Grey's personal demons. Or 50 Shades of Blues Brothers means a lot more soul. Either way, this is a win.
Imagine Christian Grey shouting "eat fresh!" Or openly criticizing Ana Steele for her performance. Or for her dumb "Oh jeez!" inner goddess commentary.