Lady Gaga isn't exactly in love with love. But she respects it.
Lady Gaga has seen her share of lawsuits over song copyrights and broken professional partnerships. Mother Monster's former BF, music producer Rob Fusari, with whom she battled legally and in the courts, is currently amidst another lawsuit with someone trying to take credit for helping him discover Gaga. It's a mess. But what's really interesting about this situation is that Fusari has asked that Gaga not be allowed to testifty in this case since she wields words like weapons and swords ... that and her astronomical fame might sway the jury.
Yeah, so Fusari is scared of Gaga! She is nine feet tall with those necksnapper heels of hers, so we can see why she might be intimidating to others, especially ex-lovers with whom she once had an axe to grind.
That said, while Fusari fears Gaga's words, we don't. We actually find her to have made some great statements about our favorite topic — L-O-V-E. We're going to use some of these statements as ammo next time we need to verbally spar or one up someone!
And you know what? Love her or hate her, Gaga is a brainy girl with some unique perspectives on that crazy lil' thing called love.
Now, that's a mantra we all need to know, live and learn.
Lady Gaga growling - Instagram
Spoken like Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Seriously, it sounds like Gaga borrowed that phrase from The Godfather or Goodfellas.
Lady Gaga getting her makeup done - Instagram
Ooh, that's harsh, like when Tai called Cher a virgin who can't drive in Clueless.
Lady Gaga in a curly wig and sunglasses - Instagram
Artists suffer for their art. They bleed for it. It is their first, deepest, truest and maddest love.
Lady Gaga in shades - Instagram
Anyone that has ever been dumped or broken up with knows that feeling all too well ... let's hope Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney don't have to deal with that, because they're super cute together!
Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney - Instagram
Yeah, pearls are more al dente than most of us are comfortable with. But we get her sentiment in "I Like It Rough."
Lady Gaga selfie - Instagram
The best lyric from one of her best songs!
Lady Gaga with a fan - Instagram
Flaws and all, Little Monsters!
Lady Gaga in glasses - Instagram
Remember that, ladies: Work on yourself first, then a relationship.
Lady Gaga in the studio - Instagram