No, we're not making this up.
Is your long distance relationship going swimmingly except for one thing – physically touching? Are you men tired of getting intimate with your hand? Well guess what? Fleshlight, an up and coming company, has recently introduced a new sex toy that helps men to masturbate. By allowing them to have sex with their iPad. Ladies and gentleman, meet the Fleshlight LaunchPAD.
The way the technology works is that you attach the thick device, shaped like a flashlight (therein lies the punny name of the company), to your iPad. But instead of a light bulb and a plastic covering, there is a pink fleshy replica of a human hoo-ha! The material is soft, malleable, and warms upon contact, just like the real deal.
But wait, there's more.
The fleshy exterior is only, well, the exterior of Fleshlight's claim to fame. There's a smooth and soft canal that makes the product not only indistinguishable from a woman's vagina, but is also fully functional. Its build replicates the intense sensations that a man would experience in real human-to-human sexual intercourse, while allowing for supreme ease and lubrication.
And the best part about their newest product is that you can attach it to your tablet! So strap it on, pull up a video chat of that special someone, or a video of a not-so-special someone, and have at it!
The technological era continues to (pleasantly) surprise us.