Oh My! Celebrity Sex Quotes

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Goodness, the things they say.

As we go into this holiday weekend, we'd like to leave you with a few scandalous celebrity quotes. Mindy has a request for some saucy pillows, Lena needs your opinion on National Hug Day and Joan is … well … Joan.

 

 

"Tonight two men grabbed @nlyonne and me and yelled "it's National Hug Day!!!" Has ANY woman in New York ever responded positively to that?" - Lena Dunham on Twitter

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"Shakira said she wants to have 8 or 9 kids. Her hips don't lie, but they sure are going to have stretch marks." - Joan Rivers on Twitter

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"Anyone on @etsy make a pillow yet that says "Boobs look good, skin is clear, wrangled my house key off my massive keychain, let's do this." Mindy Kaling on Twitter

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"I once went out with Liam [Payne] and he has some funny chat-up lines. He went up to a girl and said, 'Do you have a plaster because I hurt my knee when I fell for you?!'' - Harry Styles to Very Magazine

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"I haven't made him do it yet. For obvious reasons. That's a bad bet to lose - it's not too good to win, either. But definitely the shame of it would be enjoyable. It's my trump card, for sure. He tries not to bring it up at all costs. Unless he did something horrible to me, I don't know if I could ever cash it in. It would change our relationship forever." - Channing Tatum discussing drunken bet (wherein the loser will kiss the other's genitals) with Jonah Hill to GQ Magazine

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