Occupied porta-potties are frustrating. For one, they're pretty gross to use to begin with. And two, if you're on line for one, chances are you're in a place where it's the only bathroom option. So you have to wait.
Unless you don't. What happens then? Well, in the case of the porta-potty shortage at Radio 104.5's Summer Block Party in Philadelphia, it will lead to teens urinating on houses and having public sex.
According to NBC10, drunken teenage concert-goers who just couldn't hold it in any longer ditched the party to go on a peeing rampage all over the nearby neighborhood, Northern Liberties.
That's right, neighbors reported these wild and crazy teens were urinating on the street, houses and even garages. And, to make matters worse, these rambunctious teens took the opportunity to hook up with each other... for a very long time.
"My entire house was peed on, people were having sex two feet in front of my children and everyone was drunk that day," said resident Sibyl Lindsay. The entire house? Can you imagine? Those teens must have drank a lot.
Another neighbor scolded teens getting busy out in the open, but that didn't stop their lovemaking sesh. They went on about their business for another 40 minutes ... 40 minutes. I'm not even gonna go there.
Let this be a lesson to all event holders, for the sake of the residents nearby, you really can never have enough porta-potties.