Hop On Over Here: Everything You Need For A Naughty Easter Basket

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couple in bunny ears
Sunday morning just got a whole lot sexier.

Easter Sunday is coming up soon (newsflash: it's in a few days). Many Easter mornings ago, you were a little kid running down the stairs in your pajamas to dig into all the spring goodies the Easter Bunny had brought you in an Easter basket. You spent the rest of the holiday scavenging for eggs in the backyard, cuddling your stuffed bunny, nibbling on marshmallow Peeps and Russell Stover chocolate bunnies, and falling asleep in a sugar-induced coma by noon. Ahh, childhood.

But who said that ony kids can have fun on Easter? You can still get festive as a grown-up couple (minus the Cadbury eggs and Peter Cottontail tunes). We'll warn you: the sexy basket stuffers included in this gift collection are strictly for you and your snuggle bunny.

 

The Card
Why buy a cheesy Hallmark card when you can slip one of these cheeky little guys in his morning basket? If you're in the mood for some morning lovin' ... then when he reads your card, he'll definitely get the message.

etsy.com, $1.25

etsy.com, $4

etsy.com, $3

The Bunny Rabbit
What's soft, bunny-eared and perfect for cuddling? You! Just imagine the look on his face when he sees you step out in these fluffy, soft accessories and then later when you both hippity hop over to the bedroom to go at it like ... well, you know.

spirithalloween.com, $9.99

Or buy a pair of novelty boxers for your snuggle bunny! Not only will they get a good laugh out of him, but they're the perfect excuse for you to convince him to strip down and "try them on" ... and have a giggly makeout session ensue.

cafepress.com, $16

The Eggs
Don't let them fool you, these aren't your typical Cadbury eggs. Made just for the guys, the eggs are delivered in a pack of six — each with a different texture and a corresponding lotion. Trust us when we say that he'll love these way more than a pack of candy eggs from the drugstore.

soap.com, $35.79

Looking for a more homemade touch that's still suggestive? Check out this easy DIY tutorial henryhappened.com on how to make Easter egg bath bombs! You can infuse them with your go-to seductive scent like lavender or peppermint. And when you're ready to try them out? Just drop one into the tub and hop in together!

henryhappened.com, free

The Music
Ingrid Michaelson's vocals are pretty sexy and her album is the perfect mood-setting music to have us fall in love with springtime again. Her soulful singing and breezy guitar string plucking is enough to make you both want to melt into each other's arms. Especially in the song "You And I" when she croons this not-so-subtle lyric: "I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean." Yes, Ingrid. We know what you mean.

barnesandnoble.com, $9.92

The Chocolate
If he has a sweet tooth, cure his candy cravings by filling his basket with these tasty little treats. These individually-wrapped chocolate candies are molded into the shape of couples doing erotic acts. (Hey, chocolate is supposed to be an aphrodisiac, right?) Oh and did we mention that they come packaged in decorated Easter egg boxes? How perfect is that?

chocolatefantasies.com, $9.50

The Jelly Beans
Hankering some good ol' jelly beans? Sweeten up your morning foreplay with these lip-licking edible lubricants instead. These lubes come in a sampler pack of a dozen different flavors from hot cherry to big banana. Sadly, no carrot flavor, but we're not even sure Jelly Belly makes that kind.

shopinprivate.com, $11.99

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