Andy Cohen's On Tinder! And He'd Hook Up With Juan Pablo Galavis?

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Andy Cohen opens up about 'The Bachelor' Juan Pablo Galavis, sex positions and more!

Andy Cohen is one of the most eligible gay bachelors on the planet ... and he's on Tinder!

The Watch What Happens Live host, Bravo posterboy and Lady Gaga music video Zeus confessed that he uses the app, but he's not having much luck with it. When asked about his matches, Cohen replied, "I have like 17 ... Someone blocked me that I was looking for! I hadn't chatted with him for a while and last night I got off the show and I was like, 'Where's that one guy?' And I think he blocked me!"

As for the celebrities he'd swipe or tap?

He's not into Friends star David Schwimmer, Jonah Hill, Taran Killam (who played him on Saturday Night Live), Shaquille O'Neal, Jon Stewart, Sylvester Stallone, Hulk Hogan, Scott Pelli, RuPaul (though he admits he "loves Ru"), Shia LaBeouf and especially not Kevin Spacey, who earned a "triple-swipe".

Indiana Jones (as in, the character, not Harrison Ford), Mike Tyson (both pre- and post-face tattoo), Barack Obama and Paul Newman all earned Cohen's imaginary affections.

Who else made the cut? None other than The Bachelor himself, Juan Pablo Galavis -- but for all the wrong reasons. "I'd maybe do it so I could hate f--k him," Cohen said simply. "He's such a douchebag. Such a douchebag."

As for his favorite position -- in which to maybe hate f--k Juan Pablo, perhaps -- in the bedroom? Cohen played it coy. "Position to do what? ... Oh, just -- missionary."

Hear that, freakier types? Look elsewhere. And Cohen? Maybe that boring answer is why you're not getting tapped (in more ways than one). Open your mind, man!

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