Sorry Guys, You Won't Be Getting Your Penis Insurance Anymore

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Find out why this underwear company pulled out of offering penis insurance.

Is there really a market for men who want to insure their penis? Yes, we have heard horrific stories where a man's penis is cut off due to revenge — or by accident. But it doesn't seem like it happens every day to where there should now be insurance policies just for men's vulnerable genitals. And a certain company who was going to try and profit from such plan has come to the same realization.

UNDZ underwear, a Montreal-based underwear company, came up with a plan to offer a $50,000 penis insurance policy to their customers, but they have now pulled out. They already came up with a marketing plan that all men who buy three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via their website would get a Lloyd's Of London insurance policy in case of an unfortunate accident happened, which would cause the man's penis to be detached from his body.

Sounds like a deal! So what in the world could have soiled such a well-thought out partnership between the underwear and insurance company?

Find out what went wrong here: Lloyd's Of London Penis Insurance Policy Goes Limp

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