Which 'Looking' Character Has The Biggest Penis Size? No, Really

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Who is packing the most: Agustin, Patrick or Dom?

Does your favorite Looking man actually measure up in his pants? Well, now that great question can be answered. Thanks to the gay app Mister, we can tell you each character's penis size according to each character's decisions.


Agustin
It looks like Agustin has a lot going for him. He makes the big step to move in with his boyfriend, he gets his first three-way, but it kind of all stops there. What removes a few inches from his "penis size" is that he gets fired from his job for putting down his boss, he puts down Richie to Patrick while Richie overhears, and isn't very honest to Frank about paying for a hooker.

 

Penis size: Mister ended up giving Agustin the size of -6" which kind of implies that he's more likely an innie rather than an outie. Ouch! Sorry, Agustin fans.


Patrick
Luckily, Patrick gets a much better score due to having park sex, scoring a date during work, rebelling against his mother and going to Easta Noche to get his man — and snatching up a great project at work and rocking it! He does get some inches deducted however for being douchey enough to answer the phone while getting a handjob, treating Richie so badly, and being embarrassed to date a hairstylist.

Penis size: In the end, Mister gave him a whopping 3" — which definitely leaves room for improvement.


Dom
Other than having that awesome mustache, he is just an awesome guy.

Dom had inches added for taking Dorothy to his ex's bachelor party (even though those things could be awful), announcing he wants to open a peri-peri chicken restaurant during dance class, getting business advice from Lynn, and ditching Grindr.

Mister did take inches away for being taken advantage of again by his ex-boyfriend, failing to pick up a waiter, and meeting a handsome Daddy in the bathhouse only to ditch him to bang a younger man.

Penis size: Perhaps you are shocked, but Dom ends up leading in size with 5"!

Looking HBO penis infographic

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