"I hope you were all safe and careful last night. Remember, it’s no coincidence that the initials for Valentine’s Day are V.D." - Joan Rivers on Twitter.
"Yeah I get #hard when I work out. You think I'm immune to this musk?" - Rob Delaney on Twitter.
"The sex wasn't hard. The masochistic scenes were embarrassing." - Charlotte Gainsbourg to The Guardian on her role as a sex addict in Nymphomaniac.
"I would give my left nipple to be the 4th member of @PistolAnnies . Yup." - Beth Behrs on Twitter.
"My mom constantly tries to outdo me on social media by posting these ridiculous, hot, steamy, breasty pictures of herself in bikinis, with like glam, and hair, and body chains. Enough is enough!" - Khloé Kardashian on Chelsea Lately.
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