This season, former professional soccer player Juan Pablo Galavis left us cringing more times than ever. And since we all know this show's track record for successful couples, it's unlikely JuanPab and tonight's final rose winner will make it to their happily-ever-after. (Heck, these reports say they're already broken up!)
It really is all about first impressions. Don't do anything to freak him out. Cough, Clare, cough.
Never drink too much on a date. Especially a first date.
To have sex or not to have sex? Only if you're feeling it!
Skinny dipping will certainly up your odds for getting another date.
If you're a little too vocal about your desire to find Mr. Right, you might come off as desperate, crazy, needy or sad.
Don't believe a guy who relies on cheesiness to express his true feelings.
Love will not come if you're not in it For. The. Right. Reasons!
It hurts, but love can sometimes be one-sided. #reciprocatethisbitches
He may listen to his head before he listens to his heart. (Yes, we're talking about that head.)
The friendzone is a great place to be with a guy — if you're looking for more friends.
Guys do love bad girls. But that doesn't mean they'll find eternal happiness with one.
Lastly, all is fair in love and reality TV.