As you can imagine, Fifty Shades of Grey sparked a lot of creepy stuff — from fan fiction to props that even seasoned BDSM enthusiasts wouldn't know how to handle. But the latest Fifty Shades merch may be the creepiest: the Christian Grey teddy bear.
Vermont Teddy Bear is behind sales of the grey Grey bear. He's got Grey's bright blue eyes, a suit and tie, an eye mask and handcuffs. And just to reiterate, it's a teddy bear. A stuffed animal originally designed for children. Can't you imagine some slightly out-of-touch grandpa inadvertently ordering this for a kid? Awkward. Awkward.
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Obviously, this was probably designed as a Valentine's Day present for adults, but we can't get past how sad the poor guy looks. Maybe because he doesn't have shoes. Or maybe it's his mommy issues.
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At best, it'd probably be a gag gift from one furry fetishist to another. And for $90 (yes, $90), it better come with keys to an Audi.
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