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12 Creepiest Valentine's Day Cards

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No one wants to see that.

Valentine's Day cards are a great way of expressing your love. Some are sweet. Others are funny. Yet more are poignant and touching. Those are the winners. And then there are the…let's call them less-than-winning cards. They are creepy as all get out, and they are here for your enjoyment.

 

 

How…unappetizing
<a href="http://www.thespookyvegan.com/2011/02/horror-themed-valentine-day-cards.html" target="_blank">thespookyvegan.com</a>

thespookyvegan.com

Well, at least this one gets right to the point
<a href="http://www.jibjab.com/valentines/valentines_day/creepy_valentines" target="_blank">jibjab.com</a>

jibjab.com

Wow They really do make a card for everyone.
<a href="http://thepilver.wordpress.com/2011/02/14/a-stalkers-valentine/" target="_blank">thepilver.wordpress.com</a>

thepilver.wordpress.com

Cat bondage? No Just, no.
<a href="http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-02-10/the-creepiest-valentines-day-cards-ever/creepy-vday-card-m-jpg/" target="_blank">thefrisky.com</a>

thefrisky.com

Okay, this one's actually kind of sweet
<a href="http://trendsupdates.com/offbeat-valentines-day-cards-to-wish-your-beloved/" target="_blank">trendsupdates.com</a>

trendsupdates.com

Well, that's a face that will stick with you
<a href="http://www.pinterest.com/pin/76913106108156421/" target="_blank">pinterest.com</a>

pinterest.com

That's dedication for you
<a href="http://www.yellowtrace.com.au/2013/02/14/valentines-day-cards-hubbawelcome/" target="_blank">yellowtrace.com.au</a>

yellowtrace.com.au

Those stalkers, they know just what to say…to make you call the cops
<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/stalker+cards" target="_blank">zazzle.com</a>

zazzle.com

Hey, if you stay around even after seeing this face, you know you've found love
<a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/02/04/20-funny-valentines-day-cards/" target="_blank">pleated-jeans.com</a>

pleated-jeans.com

Ooh, somebody's getting smacked!
<a href="http://jayce-o.blogspot.com/2013/01/valentine-card-designs-funny-valentine-cards.html" target="_blank">jayce-o.blogspot.com</a>

jayce-o.blogspot.com

Yeah, because cannibalism is always acceptable
 <a href="http://www.babble.com/mom/20-totally-creepy-odd-vintage-valentines-day-cards-images/" target="_blank">babble.com</a>

babble.com

Well, the sentiment is there, I guess
<a href="http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/494165-valentines-day-e-cards" target="_blank">knowyourmeme.com</a>

knowyourmeme.com

 

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