"Katy Perry finger-banged my cleavage. It was a weird night...She's very mature!" - Anna Kendrick in an interview with Conan O'Brien.
"I was unprepared for this emotional sexy detour with John Legend. Good on ya @chrissyteigen" - Lena Dunham on Twitter.
"Evander Holyfield says homosexuality is a handicap. How great for gay guys! You sleep with really hot men and get the best parking spots!" - Joan Rivers.
"Make up sex is so much fun that sometimes I ruin a good day just to have it that night." - Dane Cook on Twitter
"Have I ever gotten a piercing below the waist? I've had basically everything pierced in my entire life...I did. I was young and dumb and full of wisdom. It's not pierced anymore." - Pete Wentz in an interview with Bravo's Watch What Happens Live.
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