Hilarious Celebrity Sex Quotes


Too funny!

Celebrities are famous for the funny things they say, whether it be about sex, love, relationships or even cleavage!



"Katy Perry finger-banged my cleavage It was a weird night...She's very mature!" - Anna Kendrick in an interview with Conan O'Brien.
"I was unprepared for this emotional sexy detour with John Legend Good on ya ‪@chrissyteigen" - Lena Dunham on Twitter.
"I SPANKED ‪@Madonna (hard) (& she liked it)" - Miley Cyrus on Twitter
"Evander Holyfield says homosexuality is a handicap How great for gay guys! You sleep with really hot men and get the best parking spots!" - Joan Rivers.
"Make up sex is so much fun that sometimes I ruin a good day just to have it that night" - Dane Cook on Twitter
"Have I ever gotten a piercing below the waist? I've had basically everything pierced in my entire lifeI did. I was young and dumb and full of wisdom. It's not pierced anymore." - Pete Wentz in an interview with Bravo's Watch What Happens Live.



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