If you ever watch TLC's dirty pleasure Toddlers & Tiaras, you've taken in some of the hilarious things toddlers say week after week. They are honest like no other and can point out that ridiculousness of the pageant world probably better than most comedians. When they turn on their trophy-hungry mothers it gets even better!
"It makes me happy when mommy cries," says one little girl.
Now you may be angry at first thinking that a kid could be happy to see her mother unhappy, but when you put into consideration that this little girl has probably been sleep-deprived and forced to diet already just for a cheap trophy then I think we can give her a pass.
"My mom tells me if I eat too much, I'll be fat. I really don’t see the problem with that."
This statement reveals A LOT. First, it reveals that the mother is pushing some insecurities pretty early on her daughter who is still growing, and second ,the daughter is awesome and hasn't been affect by society's lame judgment of fat people.
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