Five ways to increase your chances at the Ugly Sweater Party.
According to a recent study conducted by Trojan, 6 percent of Americans hook up during an Ugly Holiday Sweater Party. While that's not as many as those getting it on at the holiday office party, we still think you've got this one. To help increase your chances of getting it on at the annual bash this holiday season, we're offering this gift to you, fellas.
We've rounded up some of our favorite wrappings to help get you in the spirit and turn the ugly party into a sexy one.
May the mistletoe be in your favor...
1. ASOS Holiday Sweater, $47.19
Oh, deer! Red (the color of passion), romantic snowflakes and a row of cute reindeer bundled into one cozy design? Swoon!
2. H&M Knit Sweater, $34.95
If you're looking to forego the full-on holiday sweater festivities (without coming off as a Scrooge), opt for this simple snowflake-covered sweater, which evokes the fuzzy feeling that comes with watching snowflakes fall (while packing serious heat). Lure her in by asking if she likes drinking hot chocolate and cuddling by the fireplace.
3. Volcom Holiday Graphic Sweater, $69.50
Looking to secure a wingman for the girl-next-door's holiday house party? How about four (smooth-talking snowmen, that is)?! While the cups they're holding may be solo, the energy they bring to the party will ensure you, our friend, are not.
4. O'Neill Santa Jack Crewneck Sweatshirt, $44.50
Perhaps nothing says holiday cheer like good ole Saint Nick. Wear this belted shirt-within-a-shirt proud, and use the conversation starter as a segue into what she's really looking for this season (you may even be able to help out).
Play the sympathy card with this "broken man" of an ugly holiday sweater. While your sweet little Gingerbread Man couldn't resist his untimely fate, your dating future is looking bright. (Bonus points if you accessorize with a tin of matching homemade cookies.)
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