Jennifer Lawrence made no secret that she has the hots for John Stamos. (Who doesn't?!)
"He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass," she confessed. "I lost my mind ... I just kept smiling and being like, 'Dude ... Uncle Jesse.'"
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Unfortunately for J-Law, she's not quite Stamos' type at the moment. In a new interview with Howard Stern, Stamos admitted he'd been very angry following his divorce from Rebecca Romijn Stamos (yep, legally she's still a Stamos), and that now that he's older, he doesn't want to date younger chicks.
"At 50, it's getting harder and harder, and these younger girls are throwing themselves at you, and I don't want to be that guy," he said. In specific regards to Lawrence, Stamos was incredibly humble about his own prowess.
"What a douche I would be if I just went up to her and was like, 'Hey, it's John.'" he told Stern. "First of all, she's 22 or 23, and just—what a douchey move to just call her and be like, 'Hey, I heard you were talking about me!'"
Man up, Stamos! For some reason, this Greek god lacks confidence in his charming abilities. "I got no moves!" he previously confided to In Touch. "I think I'm being presumptuous if I hit on a girl. There have been plenty of times when I should have asked for someone's number but I didn't."
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It's okay, Jen—we're sure Nicholas Hoult would love you crying on his shoulder!
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