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SO UM DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN HOE? (BACKSEAT OF MY TOYOTA.)
TRICK IS LYING NUDE IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY TOYOTA. NO CLICHE HERE HOE S. LOL. and NOW ENTER..

YOURTANGO . COM
"From Our Experts."

I WAS HOPING
FOR A STRAIGHT EXPERT
ON A FEW OF THESE TOPICS
OR
MOST
DEFINATELY ONE OF MY WOMEN.

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BUT NO. IT IS VERY COOL.
OKAY.
GO ON THEN!
LOL.

YOUR TANGO S.

ME: "YO NO TENGO HOE S.!"
I HAVE NOTHING FOR YOU
EXCEPT FOR
MY WRITING AS OF TODAY.
and MY PHOTOGRAPHY AS WELL.

"I AM
SERIOUSLY
BROKE 'NOW.' HONEY CHILDES."

Paused.
ONE LARGE
SEVERAL DRINKS OF WATER.

YES.
YOURTANGO.
THEY HAVE A TITLE HERE:
"5 Cliche Phrases To Avoid
In Your Online Dating Profile."

and
MY ANSWERS ARE!

"Long Walks On The Beach."
THIS IS EXTREME HUMOR.
WE ALL KNOW THIS BY NOW.
JUST PLAIN FUNNY.

"Partner In Crime."
FUNNY. INNOCENT. HARMLESS.
DONT BE A
LITTLE PEASANT RAT SNITCH HERE.
LOL.

"I Love Traveling."
WELL MAYBE
SHE DOES LOVE TRAVELING.
I WOULD
LOVE TO TRAVEL WITH HER.

ME.
I LOVE TO TRAVEL.
MYSELF.
BUT THAT DOES NOT
HAPPEN
VERY OFTEN IN MY LIFE FOLKS.

"Work Hard But Play Harder."
COLLEGE
GAAYY GENTLEMEN
SAY THIS.
and
PLAIN NO ONE ELSE.
TWO BEERS and YOU ARE PASSED OUT
BUT YOU KNOW
EVERY SINGLE
PARTY CHANT ON EARTH.
GO AWAY FAKE DUDE S.

"I Love To laugh."
NO.
NOT
EVERYONE EVER SAYS THIS.
NO WE
DONT ALL LOVE TO LAUGH.
As It Turns Out.

IS SHE SAYS
THAT SHE LOVES TO LAUGH!
SMILES HERE.

WELL
THEN MAYBE
SHE "MIGHT." JUST MEAN IT.

COOL THEN.

JUST A FEW LETTERS
(NOT EVER REALLY.)
WASTED EITHER WAY DUDE.

I FEEL AS THOUGH
YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE SPACE
ON MY PROFILE LIFE HERE.
One
Very Aggravating
"PETTY LITTLE s. PROGRAMA s."
Indeed.

JUST LET ME BE. LET ME GO AT IT.
WHO
CARES WHAT I SAY ANYWAYS!?

NO ONE.
NOT EVEN MY
TRUEST
NON-REAL BLUEISTS
INTERNET STALKERS "ALL OF YOU."

MY PERFECT MATCH: YOUR MOMMY.
YOUR WIFEY.
YOUR SISTER.
and
MY EXTREME RELEASE OF
MY FREEDOM
FROM ALL OF THE ABOVE.
and
Someday Soon.
"BACK AT IT AGAIN HOE S!"
LOL.

SMILES
ONCE AGAIN HOE S.
O U T . THERE.
and
"NO. YOU 'DO.'
KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS."

THIS HAS BEEN JOSEPH.
              PUBLISHED. WRITER.
I WRITE ALL DAY LONG HOE S.
NINE BOOKS PUBLISHED

UPDATED: OCTOBER 20 - 2013

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and MANY MORE AS WELL.

JOSEPH ANTHONY ALIZIO JR.
@ JOEYALIZIO
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BUT NO! YOU WOULDNT LISTEN.

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