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13 Reasons James Franco Would Make A Horrible Christian Grey

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Christian Grey Casting: Reasons Why It Shouldn't Be James Franco
Guys, this is not the face of someone with a kinky Red Room?
... but we think he'd be an awesome boyfriend instead.

Thanks to Charlie Hunnam dropping out of 'Fifty Shades', the Christian Grey casting game is back in action and heating up more than ever before. Among rumors of Jamie Dornan being the new frontrunner, continued prayers it'll magically be Ian Somerholder, there's now even a campaign for James Franco to take on the sexy role, thanks to Britney Spears.

While we love James Franco, jack of all trades, we think that could be a disaster ... for several good reasons. Why should he not play the troubled billionaire and be our boyfriend instead?

Britney, Fifty Shades Of Grey fanatics, here's why James Franco is not a sex-obsessed business man — but a "hearts and flowers" guy instead.

 

1. He has FEELINGS
... and gives hugs! Most recently he gave a warm embrace to this 15-year-old. After Franco heard her boyfriend broke up with her, he suggested they take picture to make him jealous. *Swoon*

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2. He has beautiful, beautiful bromances
... and he's not afraid to Instagram them.

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3. He doesn't take himself too seriously.
I mean, have you seen his Roast?!

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4. He LOVES his grandma.
Don't believe us? Watch this video of him and grandma Mitzie!

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5. Personal chef and gourmet meals? Nope, not JF. He eats ice cream in his bed
... maybe even for breakfast if he feels like it.

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6. He embraces his femininity
... and looks good doing it.

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7. He's a total cat lady
Me-ow.

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8. Guys, this is not the face of someone with a kinky "Red Room"
Again, me-ow.

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9. While the Gucci spokesman can rock a suit like Christian Grey any day, he can also pull off this ...

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10. ... and yes, this.

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11. He wants to buy you flowers
At least that's how we're interpreting this selfie.

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12. He has a sense of humor
... even when it comes to invasive paparazzi.

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13. Does this look like the kind of guy who has a "no cuddle" rule?
Nope, didn't think so.

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