... but we think he'd be an awesome boyfriend instead.
Thanks to Charlie Hunnam dropping out of 'Fifty Shades', the Christian Grey casting game is back in action and heating up more than ever before. Among rumors of Jamie Dornan being the new frontrunner, continued prayers it'll magically be Ian Somerholder, there's now even a campaign for James Franco to take on the sexy role, thanks to Britney Spears.
Britney, Fifty Shades Of Grey fanatics, here's why James Franco is not a sex-obsessed business man — but a "hearts and flowers" guy instead.
... and gives hugs! Most recently he gave a warm embrace to this 15-year-old. After Franco heard her boyfriend broke up with her, he suggested they take picture to make him jealous. *Swoon*
... and he's not afraid to Instagram them.
I mean, have you seen his Roast?!
Don't believe us? Watch this video of him and grandma Mitzie!
... maybe even for breakfast if he feels like it.
... and looks good doing it.
At least that's how we're interpreting this selfie.
... even when it comes to invasive paparazzi.
Nope, didn't think so.