WHY ARE YOU WITH THIS MAN? HE IS GAY.

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WHY ARE YOU WITH THIS MAN? HE IS GAY.
SHE: "OH GEE WELL WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR TEN YEARS NOW. FINANCIALLY I LOVE HIM."

ME: "YES. HOW SWEET.
COOL and SWELL
FOR YOU HONEY.
I Can Call You Honey
Because I Sleep With You
Smarty Pants.
SO I SLEEP WITH YOU.
HUNDREDS
OF TIMES OVER NOW."

and REPEAT.
NAME
YOUR WIFE HUOMOS.
SHE IS ALWAYS BORED.
SHE WAS
(MOST TO SOMETIMES.
WHEN ABLE TO BE.)
ALWAYS WITH ME
AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.

 

First.
THE ANSWER
TO A QUESTIONES.

WELL IT MIGHT BE
THAT I AM A STRAIGHT MAN
and HE IS GAY
and HE WONT LEAVE ME ALONE
WITH HIS MOUTH ABOUT ME.

THE. YOUR.
OBSESSED STALKER TYPE.
and
WELL HE IS
YOUR MAN AT THAT.

NO DUDE
I WAS USING YOU.
FOR JUST
A RIDE HOME FROM WORK.
NOW BEAT IT 'KID.'
I AM A STRAIGHT MAN
and YOUR WIFEY LOOKS GOOD.
SHE LOOKS ENTIRELY
VERY GOOD INDEED TO ME.

RE:
5 UNDENIABLE SIGNS
THAT HE IS USING YOU.
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ME: "WELL I JUMPED IN
ON THIS TOPIC
BECAUSE
I DO WANT
THE TRUTHS TO COME O U T.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
THIS DUDE WAS STALKING ME
and TRYING TO KILL ME.
WHILE IN A CRUSH WITH ME.

MANY DUDES.
MANY PLUCKING TIMES.
FOR ALL OF MY LIFE NOW.

"ALWAYS
WITH A HOT WOMAN
(ALOT OF THE TIME S.)
THAT I SHOULD BE WITH
THANK YOU VERY MUCH."

I LOOK TOWARDS THE WOMEN.
THEY CANNOT
FOR THE LIVES OF THEMSELVES
FIGURE O U T .
THAT THEIR
(SO CALLED.) MEN ARE GAY EVEN.
I ALWAYS ENED UP SPENDING
TIME WITH THESE WOMEN.
"BECAUSE I DO LOVE WOMEN."
and WELL
THIS IS
BULLSHIPPS:
WELL.
IT ALWAYS SEEMS TO HAPPEN
THAT
I GET NOTHING IN THE END.

TO BE CONTINUED.

TITLE.
WHY
ARE YOU
WITH THIS MAN?
HE IS GAY.

SUMMARY.
SHE: "OH GEE WELL
WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER
FOR TEN YEARS NOW.
FINANCIALLY I LOVE HIM."

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