When Chris Brown lost his virginity, most of us were losing things like Pokemon cards and Barbie's shoes. The "Fine China" singer revealed that he actually got his sexual start way early—he lost his virginity when he was just eight years old to a girl who was 14 or 15 at the time.
Brown revealed that his Virginia upbringing played a big role in his stunted virginity.
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"It's different in the country," Brown explained of his grade school sex life. "By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying? Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them; I wasn't afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it. You can be the best at it."
Or it can, you know, potentially skew your entire view of relationships and sexuality for years to come. Brown hinted at that, possibly accidentally, in the same interview, where he said that "the incident" (you know, his battering of then-girlfriend Rihanna) was "the biggest wakeup call."
"I had to stop acting like a little teenager, a crazy, wild young guy," Brown said of the crime, for which he's serving community service that he calls "a b----." He added, "But at the same time, I learned from it, and it was almost like … I wouldn't say it happened for a reason, but it was something to trigger my mind to be more of a mature adult. To handle myself in situations, don't throw tantrums, don't be a baby about it."
Of course, it hasn't quite effected his "beast" aspirations. When asked how many women he's slept with so far, he hints, "You know how Prince had a lot of girls back in the day? Prince was, like, the guy. I'm just that, today," he bragged. "But most women won't have any complaints if they've been with me. They can't really complain. It's all good."
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Here's just hoping that Brown is playing it safe ... and that he's not confusing "beast" with "monster."
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