Flaming B-52? Cosmopolitan? Which Cocktail Is Your Sex Life?

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Flaming B-52? Cosmopolitan? Which Cocktail Is Your Sex Life?
Hopeless romantic or frisky flirt? We match your sex life to the perfect mixed drink.

Who you are between the sheets? Are you a dominating daredevil or a submissive vixen? Do you let yourself go or do you hold yourself back?

Whatever your idea of a perfect night in bed is — from getting it on atop every surface or spooning with your significant other — these decadent mixed drinks are sure to set the mood.

We match your sex life to the perfect mixed drink.

 

Tequila Sunrise ... for the Wild Child
You're the life of the party (and the after-party, if you catch our drift). So what if it's 4 a.m. at the club? You're not ready to go home ... but you might be persuaded to if you happen to run into a handsome stranger. You've always had a free-spirited, playful approach to sex. It's all about whatever feels good — to you and you're partner. This cocktail mixed with a sweet-and-sour kiss of orange juice and grenadine, and packed with a punch of tequila is just like you —sweet and surprisingly sexy.

Flaming B-52 ... for the Experimenter
You have fantasies and you're not afraid to whisper them seductively into your lover's ear. Role-playing is your sexy-time specialty whether your Ana and he's the dominating billionaire Christian Grey or he's a cop and your his cuffed up criminal. And it doesn't stop there. You're always up to introduce something new to the bedroom whether it's a sex toy or a kinky costume. Maybe even take in a burlesque show. Who knows what a night with you will bring? It's all about experimenting with pleasure. So throw back a B-52 layered shooter or take indulgent sips. With three layers of bitter coffee liqueur, creamy Baileys and tangy orange flavored brandy liqueur, every sip tastes different.

Old-Fashioned ... for the Significant Other
You love the idea of sleeping in on the weekends curled up to your hubby or steady boyfriend (who you also refer to lovingly as "hubby" because, well, let's be real, you're at that point). You've both gotten a little too comfortable in your relationship: you're a little insecure about your love handles and he's a tad touchy about being called "husky" but you still dig each other and that's all that really matters. You both only get alone time once in awhile, between your crazy work schedules (and kids, if you have them), but when it does happen ... it's the best. You should stick with a cocktail classic: the old-fashioned. Because, yes it's a tad predictable, but it always hits the spot just right.

Cosmo ... for the Frisky Flirt
You never make the first move — you would rather be chased than do the chasing yourself — but you like to think that it's part of your coquettish game of cat and mouse. You bat your lashes and snuggle up to him until he gets a hint. But when you do slip between the sheets with him, he'll see why it's worth it. You love to be dominated, but that doesn't mean you're a snore. You're a sensual, selfless lover and all about his pleasure — who wouldn't love that? The cocktail that matches your sexy style? The fruity-flavored Cosmo — it's classy and a touch sassy.

Mudslide ... for the Hopeless Romantic
For you, love and sex are indistinguishable. You see intimacy as a means to express just how much you love your guy (and you do love him). You'll always look back on your first time as a fond memory and you're a sucker for love stories. When you fall in love, you let yourself fall hard and fast. And makeup sex? You live for it. Not because you actually like to fight with him, but because of the rush of emotions that overtake you when he sweeps you up into his arms for an hour of spontaneous lovemaking. Treat yourself to a chocolaty Mudslide. It's decadent and sweet, a perfect toast to your mushy lovey-dovey lovemaking.

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