John Stamos is one of the most beautiful, ageless men on the planet—literally a Greek god. And guess what, ladies? He's eager to settle down!
The former Full House star admitted that turning 50 is making him get a move on in terms of finding a wife and having lots of yogurt-guzzling babies.
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"The world is different now," he told In Touch of his plans post-divorce from Rebecca Romijn. "For the last 10 years, I've thought 'I've got to get married again and have kids!' So I'm totally open to it."
Um, so is every woman on the planet. This is a man who looked sexy with a mullet. Does he not understand how rare that is?
Apparently not, because he swears his singledom is a result of ... his own insecurity.
"I got no moves!" he blames for his lack of a significant other. "I think I'm being presumptuous if I hit on a girl." (No. No you are not.) He added, "There have been plenty of times when I should have asked for someone's number but I didn't."
To be fair, Uncle Jesse shouldn't have to ask for numbers. We just assumed girls threw those at him. Maybe we should start!
And to all the women out there: If John Stamos makes a pass at you and for some unknown, ungodly reason you're not interested, have mercy. Don't ruin it for the rest of us!
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