One tip? Home Depot is not a good location to get it on.
So what happens when lovemaking takes a turn for the worse? Our friends at Huffington Post Weird News have seen a lot of bizarre things happen when people get it on, so they put together a guide of the ultimate dos and dont's for when sex gets strange.
From picking the right location to get busy — Home Depot, for the record is not a good location— to making sure you don't confuse porn with reality, here are the 9 things you need to know about weird sex.
And in case you weren't sure, don't run over your ex's mother with a car, then send him a text message that says, "LOL."
See the guide at Huffington Post Weird News: 9 DO's And DON'Ts For When Sex Gets Weird
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