"Celebrity status pleasure is #cuming your way let's have some fun fans:) what gets you going?" - Farrah Abraham on her new sex toy line on Twitter.
"Princess Leia from Star Wars. I actually met Carrie Fisher a couple of years ago. When I told her that she was my first crush, she insisted that we get married and have a reality show about it. I'm lucky to have made it out of that weekend without getting married." - Joe Manganiello to Elle Magazine on his first crush.
"I thought 70 percent of the time there'd be some sort of romantic gesture. One guy said he dressed a bunch of puppies in shirts with letters that spelled out WILL YOU MARRY ME? But no, 70 percent of it is "We were at my house, we'd just finished dinner, and I was like, 'Do you want to get married?'" I don't know if it comes off, but I'm kind of a romantic. If I propose, it would be more than just "So...wanna get married?" - Aziz Ansari to Details.
"We were heading down this path over a bridge by a Japanese garden, and all the ducks, insects and frogs were furiously copulating around us. I feel like when our coupling is at hand, nature responds with a very positive reverberation. And I was right; she said yes." - Nick Offerman to Playboy on how he proposed to wife Megan Mullally.
"People masturbate to me!" - Joseph Gordon Levitt on The Colbert Report
"I got no moves! I think I'm being presumptuous if I hit on a girl. There have been plenty of times when I should have asked for someone's number but I didn't." - John Stamos to InTouch