In reality, you should be paying. Observation: You just lay there while I was putting in all the work. I was on top, entering at a 45-degree angle with perfect precision, and you were lying on your back. Try doing 10 push-ups, holding them for 20 seconds each time. That’s what it’s like, moving at a 45-degree angle for maximum penetration, without putting all my weight on you. Try it and see how exhausting it is, and you will get the point. Being on the bottom is the easy part. You didn’t even give me fellatio. (Oral Sex 101;What You Need to Know) But I did lick your vagina for 30 minutes, because it was dry. That’s on top of the 90 minutes I was stroking you. Yes, HTGTMOYD is getting down and dirty. We keep it real!
So how is that an equal exchange of energy? Please tell me. You looked at my dick and didn’t even put it in your mouth. You breathed on it; looked at it eye-to-eye. Drum roll…nothing. What a flop.
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A woman sleeping with a man is not an equal exchange. It does not replace a home-cooked meal, dinner date, or any other kind of date. In fact, you should be paying for the dinner date after all of that work I put in. Too many women, after they have sex with a man who really puts in work, somehow find ways to blame him for the decision they made if things do not go the way they planned. Hey, ladies, if you decide to give up the va jay-jay, don’t come talking about it later like a poor sport, saying, "Oh, I had sex with you too quickly. I don’t usually do that.” Okay, what’s the problem? So, you don’t usually do that? Then why are we talking about it? It’s okay. It is not necessarily going to change my view of you. You never hear a man saying, "Aw, man, I gave up the dick too soon!" Take some notes from us. We give you our best, right then and there, as you should if you decide to have sex. Give it your best shot and don’t worry about it. Make a decision about whether you are going to give it up or not, and be done. The vagina is not the golden fleece that captures the golden goose, as society has made you believe. This is why so many women are terrified that a man will not call them back after having sex. (All Vaginas are Not Sexually Pleasing to the Male Species as Assumed) Simply put, it is obvious that all vaginas are not good, as all dick is not good. The less you rely on your vagina, the more you develop the necessary skills to find and keep the man of your dreams.
HowToGettheManofYourDreams.com was created to help you see a relationship with a man from a different point of view, one that will create more success and understanding between you and the MOYD.
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