It's all about me


The blog-a-holic returns to Your Tango after a three year hiatus

So we've all tried a gazillion blog sites, social networking sites, and messageboard-style sites. Many are really dating sites in disguise. The ACTUAL dating sites are a waste of time, full of neurotic women who want absolute perfection and men who lie.
But the craving for attention makes us delusional that we are capable of original thought. Since the year 2000 we have created more data than the entirety of civilization before that. Everyone's a journalist, a critic, an expert. Our egos are huge.
Well, I'm ready to quit the internet and burn my PC, then toss my blackberry into the river. As they say on Tumblr, I'm one-hundred-and-ten-percent DONE.


Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
Are you REALLY thinking about their happiness?
If you keep finding yourself in heartbreaking, dead end relationships, listen up.
It seems like you can't do anything right.