Brace yourselves, football is coming.
9. You make the mistake of trying to get his attention during Game Time, and this happens:
10. You wake up one morning and realize that you’ve become a fantasy football/baseball/ping pong/whatever widow.
11. Him talking dirty during Fantasy season = "Call me commissioner, baby."
12. He'd sacrifice your first born for a higher draft pick number.
13. He spends more time prepping for Fantasy Draft Day than your Wedding Day.
14. He benched someone who played awesome. No sex for you, tonight.
15. He played someone who got injured. No sex for you, tonight.
16. He played someone who scored three touchdowns. Make the bed, it's sexy time!