13 Lies 'The Bachelorette' Told Me About Love

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13 Lies 'The Bachelorette' Told Me About Love
Thanks, Monday night television. We'll never have a normal relationship again.

Have you noticed that your dating life has changed recently? Are you continually disappointed and find your expectations are never met?

Warning: You may have a case of Bachelorette-itus. You know, where you watch so much of The Bachelorette that you loose sight of what dating in the real world is really about.

Read on to discover how the show has duped us all with their true love and right reasons bull. 

 

 

If a single girl walks into a room of 25 single guys, they're all going to want to date her:

lena

 

If a single girl walks into a room of 25 single guys, one of them is definitely 'The One':

wink

 

There's no such thing as a woman who is 30+ and happily single:

love me

 

All of your potential love interests will look like potential underwear models:

hottie

 

It's completely normal for a guy to propose to you after two months:

marry me

 

Guys aren't scared off by kids:

daddy's home

 

Any engagement ring smaller than 3 carats just isn't acceptable: 

bling

 

You will always have several guys fighting over you at all times:

fight club

 

Every first date will involve a helicopter to an exotic location, repelling down a building, and a private concert:

excited

 

Gimmickslike introducing yourself with a rap, or even oh, wearing a maskwill get you far in a relationship:

puzzled

 

Anything you want to do on a date—no matter how extreme (sharks, cliffs, caves, freezing water)—no dude will ever refuse:

hell yeah

 

It's perfectly normal—not creepy—for a guy (or more than a dozen) to quit his job in order to date you:

all you need

 

If your dating life doesn't involve a massive amount of drama, there's something wrong:

bored

 

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