Celebrity Males With The Biggest Packages

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Celebrity Sex: Celebrity Males With The Biggest Packages
These Hollywood hunks aren't just happy to see us—they do have something hiding in their pants!

Size does matter—especially when you've got the biggest cast member in Hollywood!

Many of these hung hunks have had their size confirmed by exes, co-stars and groupies, while others are simply speculation.

Take Jon Hamm. Yes, he's on our list, though he's not exactly a fan of all this talk surrounding his "tent pole!"

"They're called 'privates' for a reason,” he told Rolling Stone earlier this year. "I'm wearing pants, for f--k's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a f---ing lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my c---, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal ... But whatever. I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."

Take a breath, Jon! Though, we can't blame him for hating the body comments—actresses have been on the receiving end of it for years.

And now we're turning the tables. Join us as we ogle some of the hottest celebrity sex symbols known for their many, many talents in Tinseltown. And enjoy our peen puns!

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Liam Neeson
In her 2009 autobiography No Lifeguard on Duty, famed model Janice Dickinson revealed some interesting information about her relationship with Liam Neeson. She wrote he had "the biggest penis of any man alive. He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out." We'll say that's one dark knight that rises.

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Joe Manganiello
We know we have to take the Big Dick Richie scenes in Magic Mike with a grain of salt, but that doesn't mean those scenes were extremely exaggerated either. Joe Manganiello shows the character's nickname is based on some truth when his "star" appears as a silhouette behind a screen as well as another scene involving a close-up and a pump, which is rumored to be a prosthetic. What does Joe say? "You know, I love the curiousity. I am reveling in the curiosity." Us too!

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Mark Wahlberg
He teased us with a prosthetic in Boogie Nights, but Mark Wahlberg really has nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to the dong department! We've seen his Calvin Klein underwear ads, and that's not a sock in there!

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Michael Fassbender
When George Clooney comments on your penis size on stage at the 2012 Golden Globes, you know you've got something special. After Clooney won the award for Best Actor in a Drama over Fassbender (who went nude for his role in Shame), he joked that Michael could play golf with his hands behind his back. Even Prometheus co-star Charlize Theron had a few words for Michael's Fass-member saying, "Your penis was a revelation. I'm available to work with it any time." So are we!

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Ewan McGregor
Consider this peen present to be confirmed in size—the Scottish actor has flashed us in four films over the years! Which ones, you ask? Trainspotting, The Pillow Book, Velvet Goldmine and Young Adam. Queue the Netflix rentals!

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Jay-Z
Many sources—ahem, groupies (sorry, Bey!)—have revealed the Jigga man has an above-average joystick. One spilled, "The biggest dick you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-liter Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It's beyond huge. It could block the sun." This gives "Big Pimpin'" a whole new meaning.

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Jon Hamm
It's unfortunate for us, but Jon Hamm hates the talk surrounding the meat package in his pants. Just a few months ago, reports began to surface that the Mad Men actor's affinity for going commando became a problem on set. He was reportedly asked to wear undergarments while filming! His response was printed in Rolling Stone. "Most of it's tongue-in-cheek," he said. "But it is a little rude."

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Hugh Jackman
Or is it Huge Jackman?! In every way, Hugh Jackman is a built man. And turns out, he even has a nickname for his willy—Old James Roger. He admits he doesn't know why he named his friend, but we sure wouldn't mind getting to know Ol' Jimmy boy a little better.

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

Jamie Foxx
Maybe it should be Foxxx based on what he's packing. If you've seen Django Unchained, you'll know Foxx's Django is unchained! (Though, be prepared. This particular scene is a bit heavy, and not a sexy full frontal shot in any way.)

 

Celebrity Males with the Biggest Packages

David Beckham
Let's just say, Victoria is one very lucky (and satisfied!) wife. After all, we've all seen his H&M underwear ads. And whether it's on a billboard in Times Square or not, we know David has quite the pecker.

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