It's a given that their babies are going to be pampered while they're in Pampers, but each couple will take a slightly different approach to how they go about spoiling their spawn. Here's a toast to the "Good Life," indeed.
- The Royal Baby will be baptized into the Church of England. The Kimye Baby won't have to be baptized, considering her dad calls himself Yeezus.
- The Royal Baby will be heir to the throne after Prince Charles, then Prince William. The Kimye Baby will be heir to The Throne after Jay-z, then Blue Ivy.
- The Royal Baby will be related to Duchess Fergie. The Kimye Baby will hang out with the Dutchess Fergie Ferg.
- The Royal Baby will become a monarch, while the Kimye Baby has been warned time and again that "No one man should have all that power."
- The Royal Baby will have a slew of nannies and servants, while the Kimye Baby will have "New Slaves" on loop.
- The Royal Baby will be close with Queen Elizabeth, but the Kimye Baby has it beat—she'll be BFFs with Queen Bey.
More juicy articles from YourTango: