9. If You Can't Beat 'Em, Join 'Em Wheel
Hey, kissing your hand is fair game. Anytime you go above being a seventh wheel, this is a common side effect.
10. I-Don't-Care-I-Love-It Wheel
You have more fun than your lovey-dovey friends — and aren't afraid to brag about it on Twitter, Facebook, Tumblr, Instagram, etc.