5. Swift told Rolling Stone in her latest cover story, "I feel like watching my dating life has become a bit of a national pastime. And I'm just not comfortable providing that kind of entertainment anymore. I don't like seeing slide shows of guys I've apparently dated. I don't like giving comedians the opportunity to make jokes about me at awards shows. I don't like it when headlines read 'Careful, Bro, She'll Write a Song About You,' because it trivializes my work. And most of all, I don't like how all these factors add up to build the pressure so high in a new relationship that it gets snuffed out before it even has a chance to start." Okay, deep breaths in a paper bag. Where to begin on this one?! Swift's dating life has become gossip fodder because she writes songs about her romances and leaves hints about the guys they're about in her liner notes, which she's been doing since the start of her career. Swift capitalized on her dating life being a PR tool and when it backfired, she got pissed. And that further mention of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler making a joke at her expense, years after the fact? Tay, honey, please, lighten up. As Ducky says in Pretty in Pink: "It's called a sense of humor. You should get one. They're nice."