10 Roulette Games That Are Way (Way!) Better Than Tattoo Roulette

Ryan Cabrera

Just a thought for next time, Ryan Cabrera.

Netflix Roulette: Listen, if it weren't for Netflix, I wouldn't know that a 1994 straight-to-video movie called Whore 2 exists and that there's a woman with the same name as me in it playing a prostitute named Susan. That's a really important thing to know when Googling yourself.

Career Roulette: We go to school and intern and explore our career options for a reason. That reason is because not all of us were born to be crocodile hunters, so most of us shouldn't try. But if you survive, it's a pretty badass explanation for your missing thumb.

Karaoke Roulette: There's a chance you'll get Journey. There's also a chance you'll get "The End of the World As We Know It," but there's still a chance you'll get Journey.

Seafood Roulette: Fugu is a Japanese delicacy made from a pufferfish. If prepared improperly, its toxic levels of the poison tetrodotoxin can kill you. But even then, you died deliciously. Still better than Gosling ink. 

Chat Roulette: Remember when this was a thing for like, ten minutes? Strangers whipping their peens out can be pretty damaging (remember Brett Favre's Crocs?), but still not as bad as having a dude who was on The Mickey Mouse Club gazing at strangers whenever you wear shorts.


Expert advice

If you can recognize this pattern, you can handle your favorite narcissist more effectively.
Are you still single and you don't why?
You constantly feel like you're walking on eggshells.