From the very first episode of Game of Thrones, when young Bran Stark accidentally saw Jaime Lannister and his sister Cersei having a violently passionate moment in secret (Jaime had Cersei royally bent over), the HBO show's take on adult content was clear. Sex was there to stay, no matter who's having it, where they're having it, or how aesthetically pleasing the audience found it (often, not very).
But for every creepy incestuous sex scene, there's a seriously hot one. We weren't crazy about the dirty and degrading way Theon Greyjoy treated his prostitute on the high seas, midway through Season 2. On the other hand, some of the sex scenes involving prostitutes have been elegantly done.
Take, for instance, one of the only scenes with nudity in the Season 3 premiere. Tyrion Lannister's personal guard Bronn is relaxing, half-naked, in King's Landing, as a beautiful girl-for-hire stands above him wearing nothing but a flimsy piece of fabric between her legs. She's teasing him, and instructs him to remove the fabric with his mouth.
Of course, Tyrion calls for Bronn just as he's about to dive in, teeth-first, which is why the scene doesn't make our list of the all-time sexiest moments from Game of Thrones.
When it comes to the hottest scenes, you can bet we've included Khal Drogo, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, and Robb Stark among the players. But you might be surprised by an appearance from another Targaryen, not to mention one of the other would-be kings fighting for the Iron Throne as we speak. And no, we're not talking about Joffrey.
Check out our picks for the sexiest moments in our gallery, including predictions and season 3 spoilers for romances on the horizon. VIEW THE GALLERY: GAME OF THRONES' 7 SEXIEST MOMENTS
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