In the meantime I am going shopping for some golden apples hoping to bump into a young Sean Connery. Connery, after all, married an Athena woman over 40 years ago. When he met his wife nothing could stop him. Not even the fact that, at the time, they didn't speak a common language between. Then again, love is a universal language.
So if not young Connery then I'll be pleased to meet someone like Theo James, the Golden Boy.
No matter how many birthdays have passed since the day I left home, I am still 17. And no, I don't have body dysmorphic disorder.