"Let's Make Christmas Merry, Baby" by Amos Milburn
Amos croons, 'let me be your Santa Claus,' singing that he'd 'slide down your chimney and fill your stocking full of toys.' Who knew the holidays could be so sexy?
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Did we forget any? Which songs would you add to our playlist?