When he knocks on the door, open it wearing your festive outfit and with mistletoe in your head. Then you smile and say, “Care to unwrap the gift that I got you?”
That is the ultimate Christmas gift that you can give any man in the entire world. We don't want to unwrap a bad shirt that's not going to fit. We don't want tickets to a concert. We just want you in a holiday outfit.
Best. Christmas. Ever.