5 Smart*ss Replies To Probing Holiday Questions

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Put prying friends and family in their place, because they shouldn't be asking you that anyway.

5. Why aren’t you still with so-and-so? He was such a nice boy!
Clearly, whatever you see on the surface is the absolute truth. If he seems like a nice boy, of course he's a nice boy and someone I should marry and spend the rest of my life with. What's wrong with me? Clearly my great aunt knows best! So say this: "I really miss him. Maybe he'll lift the restraining order and we can get back together." (Because no one has a right to ask you about your relationship status if you're not a celebrity!)