Engagement chicken is dumb. Right?
I mean, I think it's staggeringly dumb to assume that if you cook a man a specific food he will propose. Maybe that's because it always reminds me of a scene in Hysterical Blindness – a staggeringly depressing HBO movie – in which Uma Thurman begs her one night stand to come over and eat a filet mignon she will prepare, and then she spends the day cooking it and he stands her up. It's awful.
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Written by Jennifer Wright for The Gloss.