When you told me you loved me, it was a lie. These 10 months have been a lie. They have been a mirage to all the things I have always wanted. You kept me around in your back pocket until you needed some change. And I was dumb enough to think I loved you. Turns out loves a lying bitch.
Try for store credit
Sometimes a store credit or exchange will be allowed, even if a return will not. Take advantage of store credit to get something you actually want! Try to return as soon as possible, though. If you don't have a receipt , you'll end up getting back what the lowest price of the item was, and not actually what was spent!