Panty Parade / Off Go the Panties
When I see his name flash on my phone, I’m more than a little pleased. Just last night I texted him asking if he had any friends who might want to come out and play? Of course, I really wanted him, but he has a girlfriend now, and so I’m strictly off limits. Bad Boy Abercrombie was my birthday present this year, and I must say, unwrapping his package made more than one wish come true that night.
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Hearing from Bad Boy Abercrombie this morning—think Abercrombie and Fitch model all tatted up—further confirms something I’ve suspected for a while now: I’m pretty damn good in bed. Yeah, sure, I’ve had lots of practice, but there’s got to be more to it than that, right? Here’s what I came up with:
1. You love sex. You think about it, crave it, and go after it in your free time. When you have the opportunity to have sex, it’s usually a wonderful treat that leaves you feeling warm, cozy, and just a wee bit light headed. It’s more than just a hobby—it’s a passion.
2. Talk / Talk. When you are with a lover, the two of you communicate the various things that turn you on. This is typically done playfully in hushed tones and a few nibbles to the ear thrown in for good measure. After sex is another time the two of you talk—you chat about this and that. In other words, sex isn’t the only way you are intimate with each other.
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3. You get off. The men I’ve been with regularly tell me that they love getting women off. This is such a huge turn-on for men, in fact, that when it doesn’t happen, it’s a bit of a letdown. They aim to please. I actually have a lot of difficulty having orgasms. When I have them, though, they are so overwhelming that my ears ring and I nearly pass out. It’s hot.