I can’t believe it’s been two years since Jake invited Cassie and me to join him in a quad-fecta on that sultry summer let’s-get-shitfaced-drunk night. That summer I had to deal with Dale’s disgusting feet and Steve’s complete lack of personality. Thankfully, things perked up in 2011.
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It could have been my makeover into gorgeousness, but it was more likely just a great case of mojo. Kenny entered my life with his youthful studdliness and Will left for a job in Texas. I had a ton of fun breaking one of my Golden Rules about first date sex with Andrew and loved even more NOT having sex with Joel. I wore my dear friend Neal completely out with my enthusiasm for him while gaining a dose of self-respect by kicking Fat Guy to the curb. I met a really cute fun guy on a bench in front of a porn shop and found myself back on that very same bench not more than a month later with a new lover. It was a whirlwind year with the only real constant being completely and utterly . . . . EXHAUSTED.