Weird News: Man Sunbathes Naked While Holding Rubber Penis

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Double dick flasher says he "wasn't aware [he] could be seen from the street."

Joseph Lamar Conn said he wanted to simply catch a few rays by sunbathing nude.

However, by doing it on his front porch in Florida, he managed to catch the attention of the Ocala Police Department.

Conn, a 49-year-old registered sex offender, was taken into custody Monday for allegedly exposing himself while holding a rubber penis in his hand, according to NBC Miami.

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