7 Ways To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse, Single Or Coupled Up

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Zombie Apocalypse
There are an awful lot of news stories about zombies right now.

Fresh Meat. "My boyfriend and I would use the zombie apocalypse as an excuse to cook them a nice delicious steak, since we're always looking for an excuse to do that anyway. They can eat the steak and forget about my gross human meat. Maybe with garlic on it, in case they're vampires too." - Natalie, Associate Editor

Walking Dead. "Living in New York is tough. If I had a lady over, I may just try to procure some seriously awesome drugs and lots of water and just go ahead and call it a life. But if I didn't live on an inescapable, zombie killzone of an island, I suppose I would find a weapon, get in a car, head toward high ground and more-or-less Walking Dead the whole thing until we get caught by zombies, get into a fight with a superior group of survivors or a cure is found. Either way, I'm hoarding birth control pills, penicillin and bullets." - Tom, General Manager

 

*AAAAAH! This just in! A student in Maryland killed his roommate, and ate his brain and heart! I can't handle this anymore.

What would you (and your partner, if you have one) do in case of a zombie apocalypse?