Keep calm and have a cupcake ... unless it's laced with semen.
A 16-year-old student was suspended after allegedly giving a classmate a cupcake laced with his semen, Minneapolis City Pages reports.
St. Paul police spokesman Sgt. Paul Paulos told the Pioneer Press the boy gave cupcakes to "quite a few people" on May 9, but "only one supposedly had semen." Unfortunately, the unlucky classmate ingested the baked good, so authorities are unable to confirm the allegations.
On the day following his suspension, police say the student took to Twitter to express his outrage at the punishment — threatening to burn down Principal Dan Mesick's house.
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