This is gold: "I guess we can be glad that Malia and Sasha aren't younger, or perhaps today's press conference might have been about appointing Dora the Explorer as Attorney General because of her success in stopping Swiper the Fox. Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would've been nice if the President would've been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee."
Hey Bristol, ever attend a four-year university? Bet you Sasha and Malia will. And don't knock Dora the Explorer: With her adventurous, problem-solving spirit, she'd make a kick-ass politician someday, and somehow I doubt she'd be stupid enough to get knocked up so early. I would much rather see Dora opining on national policy than someone who was named after a hotel and whose 15 minutes of fame should have been over a long time ago.
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