Women in San Diego are going to be hard-pressed to find a reason to turn this guy down!
San Diego reminds us of California sun, sand and surf. From now on, it will also remind us of weed and boobs.
There's nothing quite like a single guy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to be straightforward about it. But, this one particular 25-year-old Craigslist user takes that type of honesty to new extremes. Looking for a good high and some heavy boob-petting, anyone?
Now, we're curious – how much boob action are we talking here? 15 minutes? 20? Does she get to smoke while you're having your way with her chest? And, what if she happens to have a particularly amazing rack – how does the quality of her highness directly relate to how much fun you're allowed with her fun bags?
We don't know about you, but this is one Relationship Fail that leaves us dying to know if this dude actually got any takers ... and exactly which part of this hilarious ad motivated them to click "Reply."