Dating Disaster: He Was Just Waiting For The Aliens To Take Him

humiliated alien
Love, Heartbreak

His haircut was so the aliens would recognize him.

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Expert advice

Save your breath because you only need two words to make him commit.
Are you REALLY thinking about their happiness?
If you keep finding yourself in heartbreaking, dead end relationships, listen up.
It seems like you can't do anything right.
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