Dating Disaster: He Was Just Waiting For The Aliens To Take Him

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His haircut was so the aliens would recognize him.

He looked up, pointed to my ceiling, and said, "Them." He paused and then said, "People from other planets. They are out there, and one day they are coming back for the rest of us, and they will only take those of us who have been acknowledging them."

I was in shock. I was at an utter loss for words.

Apparently I was not up-to-date on my "alien hairstyles" that function like a calling card for the shuttle to outer space. I suddenly realized Henry was not dealing with a full deck of cards.

I really didn't know what to do at that point. Scrambling, I told him that I had been sick all day and didn't want to cancel, but now I realized I was just not feeling up to going out. Dating Disaster: He Was A Jerk With A Wife

He had the nerve to give me a strange look. That's the pot calling the kettle black. He got up from my barstool, left my place, and slammed the door behind him.

I never saw Henry at the gym again. Guess he was "chosen." Lucky bastard!

This story was excerpted from Eddie Campbell's 44 Horrible Dates. Check out more great books from @Sourcebooks.

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